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American Idiot (A Crack Fic)

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Britain and Canada were tired of America’s shit so they decided to form a band. After only a few days of doing shows they were so popular that they had enough money for 5 people to retire early. They had an album in the making already.

 

    “Hey Arthur, we have a gig at the Fourth of July party Alfred is throwing. Let’s sing a real classic.” Canada said determined grabbing his guitar to practice.

 

The Party~~~

 

    “Hey!!! You guys!!! I made burgers!!!” Alfred said with an apron on and spatula in hand. The countries clapped just to be polite, but the crowd of regular humans cheered like they were watching the super bowl (something Alfred also threw parties for). Arthur and Matthew gave each other smirks as they were setting up their equipment. For as much money as they had they hadn’t found a crew to put all of their stuff together.

Finally as they were ready a whole crowd gathered around the massive stage holding only two people, drums and a guitar with an amplifier the size of a fridge. Arthur and Matthew were going to be the second group of people to preform. The first two people were just trying out the equipment and didn’t excite the crowd much. Alfred just clapped to be polite, as did all of the other people. Arthur and Matthew then climbed onto the stage as the crowd clapped wildly. They were quite popular.

 

    “YO PEOPLE OF AMERICA AND FELLOW COUNTRIES!!! HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!” Arthur screamed while strumming his electric guitar. The sound remained for a few seconds until he started strumming the starting chords for the song. Alfred had just sat down in the crowd and people were coming back with burgers on their plates. Arthur picked up the beat and Matthew started the Lyrics.

 

Don’t want to be an American Idiot!

Don’t want a nation under the new media,

And can you hear the sound of hysteria?

The subliminal mind fuck America.

 

Alfred’s face dropped off the empire state building and into the Grand Canyon. Arthur and Matthew started the chorus after smiling right at the befuddled country. The crowd started cheering.

 

Welcome to a new kind of tension,

All across the alien nation,

Where everything isn’t meant to be ok!!!

Television dreams of tomorrow

We’re not the ones meant to follow

For that’s enough to argue!!!

 

Tony, Alfred’s alien friend hid in Alfred’s bomber jacket when he heard the alien part of the chorus. The Crowd was smiling and singing along now all on their feet. Alfred had a look of horror on his face and just sat there watching the performance. Arthur took the mic from Matthew and started his part of the song.

 

Well maybe I’m the Wanker America!!!

I’m not part of a redneck agenda.

 

Alfred giggled a little during Arthur’s part and then sat like a statue with his arms crossed and his head turned to the side in embarrassment. Then Arthur and Matthew shared the mic and sang together

 

Now everybody do the propaganda!

And sing along to the age of paranoia.

 

The two launched into the chorus again and people started dancing and laughing. Even Alfred started to chuckle nervously

 

Welcome to a new kind of tension,

All across the alien nation,

Where everything isn’t meant to be ok!!!

Television dreams of tomorrow

We’re not the ones meant to follow

For that’s enough to argue!!!

 

Arthur burst into an epic guitar solo rocking out hard. Matthew backed him up with his drums. Then the pair started a round with Arthur starting it.

 

‘Don’t want to be an American Idiot’

‘One nation controlled by the media’

 

Matthew joined in singing into his mic near his drums.

 

“Don’t want a want to be an American Idiot”

“One nation controlled by the media”

 

Hungary jumped onto the stage and grabbed a third mic from no-where.

 

“’Don’t want to be an American Idiot”’

“’One nation controlled by the media”’

 

The Three came together in unison and finished off the round with:

 

ITS CALLING OUT TO IDIOT AMERICA

 

Alfred looked offended and he stuffed another burger into his mouth with his arms crossed with his body slouching in a chair. Arthur, Matthew and Eliz finished the song with one last chorus and Arthur strummed his guitar with one last echoing chord. Fire from the sides of the stage shot up blazing and fire works shot up from the top of the stage lighting up the night. Arthur, Matthew all stood on the stage while the crowd cheered and clapped.

    “Hey Arthur, I think we found another member for our band.” Matthew said high fiving Hungary.

    “I think so too, but first.” Arthur said then turning to the crowd.

    “Hey!!! American Idiots!!! Did you all enjoy the performance???” Arthur said good heartedly. The Crowd Cheered and hooted their enjoyment.

    “That’s awesome you guys! I have to say this song was dedicated to my little brother Alfred F. Jones!!!” Arthur said watching as the crowd pushed him up on the stage with a burger in hand. He was a blushing mess and Arthur slapped a tee shirt into his hands and Alfred held it up to his chest. It read ‘American Idiot’ across the front and had a literal bald eagle on the back. Alfred shot Arthur and Matthew a look that could send someone to hell and back. Alfred then exited the stage with the shirt, the crowd all cheered at him and laughed good-naturedly. Matthew and Arthur just wanted to teach the wanker (as Arthur put it) a lesson for being such an ass to them sometimes. 
    "Aww yeah! Thanks for coming today and have lot's of burgers!!! And remember to be American Idiots!!!" Arthur called as he and Matthew walked off the stage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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XD I loved it!!